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2004-12-22

New disease: Gonorrhea Lectim



Max sent me a warning about this:




The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease.

This disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.



The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").



Many victims contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this troublesome disease.



Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim
include, but are not limited to:




  • Anti-social personality disorder traits;
  • Delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor;
  • Chronic mangling of the English language;
  • Extreme cognitive dissonance;
  • inability to incorporate new information;
  • Pronounced xenophobia;
  • Inability to accept responsibility for actions;
  • Exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado;
  • Uncontrolled facial smirking;
  • Ignorance of geography and history;
  • Tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies;
  • A strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.


The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas Bush.




Max says he's "stopped telling political jokes. They kept getting re-elected."


Original post by Namenlosen Trinker at 12/22/2004 04:57:00 PM Eastern time :: 0 comment(s) ::

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